WHAT A BRILLIANT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!
Thank you so much to Greg and Sal for an absolutely outstanding job organising such a great weekend, no BS, one of the best ever. Also thanks to everyone who has attended workdays to make the woods probably one of the most technical, interesting, fun, yet good for beginners sites around.
Big thanks to the chefs, Bushwacker and junior, DJSarge and 2much........Heroes
Really big thanks to Jim (Willberforce) for letting me loose in Lara after I goosed the clutch on Angelina trying to extract Hounddog from a tree and to Mapracing for the tips on how to get up the white hill after I got Lara a bit sideways
It was great to see Robbie and (sorry cant remember the missus name

) travelling from geordieland to Kent for the weekender
Like I say, it was a fantastic weekend starting with me arriving at 1130pm and putting my tent up in the dark but got the truck light on and diverted all the bugs from the drinkers to me. after a few beers it was time to retire to my ever deflating airbed.
Saturday morning, woke up to see the clearing in all its splendor, it looks amazing, FOG's very own CentreParcs.
After a few more people had arrived we went up to the woods for a play and my god is there loads to do? Such a transformation from February
There were laughs galore, what with Kel trying to knock down trees, Ross nearly being rolled over by me (and can you believe what a t1t I am as I accidentally deleted that video...gutted

) Then there was Greg trying to start his own forest fire with one of the best burnouts you will see, just wish I had the video running then and not photos. Phil's sideway attempts to take a tree out and much much more fun and games in the woods.
Saturday night was brilliant, the social area with the fairy lights, monster music deck and speakers, the beer flowing freely, apart from those who went for a bit more night driving in the woods. especially Louis and Lloyd who never seemed to stop driving. Lloyd did 40ltrs of fuel
Greg said that the FOG BOG needed emptying so I volunteered to help. As I'd had a drink but still wanted to go up to the woods but wouldnt drive, it was an ideal opportunity to ride shotgun, or so i thought. We loaded the 2 porta pottis into the LWB and I got into the back just to steady them as we went up the farm track.....then greg decided to take a short cut straight up the hill climb with me bouncing around in the back holding on to the bogs for dear life, plreying that I wouldnt come back down looking like the creature from the brown lagoon.
After that it was time for me to resume business as normal and hit the beer, luckily Greg spotted that I had mistakenly picked up alcohol free beer from tesco

and shared his stellas with me, what a knob I am
We sat round the bonfire till about 3.30am toasting marshmallows and bread, and as you can guess, Greg is the only mad mechanic who can over engineer toasting mallows with a long branch, shapended to 1 micron, fitted into a 18V cordless Makita rotiserie
There was plenty of carnage but dont let that make you think that everywhere is damaging as there was plenty to do, as my truck is proof, no damage apart from a burnt out clutch, actually a clutch in flames, from trying to recover Phil uphill in reverse doh!!!
Sunday morning was a bit baggy to say the least and I was feeling a little delicate so didnt go up to the woods till after lunch when Jim kindly let me ride shotgun then amazingly got me to drop him back off at the camp and handed the keys to Lara to me, what a star....trees look so much bigger and hills scarier when you are driving someone elses truck.
There was so much more that went on but I am so knackered that I can remember it all.
Once again, thank to everyone who made it a great weekend and see you all again soon.
Here are the pics and the vids are uploading but may take some time























This makes me giggle everytime I watch it. Note how well timed our warnings were

Warning!!!!! maybe a naughty word or 2 in this one

The others are taking ages to upload to photobucket so I will post them tomorrow as I am cream crackered and off to me pit