Don`t tell Drift. Or sir doris....... or trugga

[gedsjeep]

but i sort of crept in the back way without being noticed.

Some of you will recognise the username from other forums, and yes, it`s really me.

for those who don`t know me , i used to work for one of the 4 major 4x4 retailers, i organise infrequent greenlane days in north wales and im usually found causing trouble on Difflock.

i used to do a spot of work for the royal family, who taught me how to kill people then i went to work for the likes of Deep purple, Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, pink, Lady Gaga (its a man)and the Pope (man in a dress) (and boyzone, but keep that quiet) but now i spend my time hanging round chinese chippys, or hiding in drift`s front garden.

this was one of my previous efforts, a feature vehicle in Total Off Road.











the original 8" lifted Jeep Cherokee


and this is me.




i`ve been offroading for 32 years and i currently run a musso that me and drift just manage to keep on the road,(mostly) and spend most of my time in a primary school (i`m a school governor. no really. stop laughing i really am) or in my shed filtering waste veg oil.


no doubt drift will ban me about twenty times per week, but hey........














i know where he lives and i`m a better shot than he is..................................

[bigdazz]

very nice buddy

[gregster]

Wotcha Ged....heard (been warned) about you from Dwifty...and have seen you on Difflock...

Welcome to fog mate, you will fit in here...

So come on...dish some dirt on our scouse-sheep-loving-leader!


(PS.. Your buddy Ste can ask you to resize your pics to comply with forum rules!)

[furball]

Don't worry mate, we won't tell. I'm sure he won't notice anyway

[rospicer]

Welcome, Welcome... Nice truck that one, Drift put a pic of it up not too long ago as well

[gregster]

Yeah but drift told us the truck belonged to a crossdressing wierdo that drinks his own bathwater laced with used chipfat...

...but this Ged fella seems alright to me???...

[rospicer]

[gedsjeep]

[gregster]

[gedsjeep]

ahh, i see you have met your illustrious loser then

not to worry, he`ll be tucked up in bed this time of night so maybe another fridge magnet trip is in order.









amazing how many you can get on a frontera bonnet.





and doors







and rear doors.............


and front wings


and rear quarters


and the tailgate.......

then when you run out of vauxhall you can stick them all over the front door, the porch, the windows, the garden path and all without waking the kids or setting the cameras off.














sweet dreams ste

[gregster]

Just as well he doesnt fill all the dents in it.....your magnets would have nowhere to stick then!

[gedsjeep]

[Big Dav]

Well, what you driving now then?

[jontera]

Hello Ged..Drift will never notice that your here..

[Trugga]

Blimey, there's a name I have't heard in, what , 24 hours... hey hey, welcome Ged.

The one image of the Jeep that sticks in my mind, is of it sliding down the "small" hill at JP's farm on the trial, in 2-wheel drive - and of course the accompanying laughter - oh, and trying to get up that double bump with two different diff ratios.

Good times.

No piccies of the Musso then - has Drift not fixed it yet ?

Lawrence

[James Bass]

Howdy mate, and welcome to the assylum. If you're a mate of our Drifty, you must be mental...so you'll fit in very well in here.

Love the Jeep. I had a slightly newer model (R reg) 4.0 LTD a few years ago. Loved it...apart from the mpg (even on LPG it was scary) but I didn't have any mods as the car was a work vehicle.

Any hoo...when u planning on selling the Musso and getting a Frontera then?

[Rich]

welcome to FOG mate

Can you edit your picture's to the forum max 640x480

[andysd1]

[gedsjeep]

cheers for the welcomes, Hi jontera, haven`t seen you for a while.

James, that was a 97, twas on a private plate

Trugga, good times indeed, i did have pics of the musso till i lost my £500 quid smartphone on saturday.

If they were that smart, they should be able to find their way home..............

Andy, define LONG.

[andysd1]

2 hours, lol