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Turbochops (and a landy) to the rescue!

Postby Turbochops on Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:00 am

Time:15:32 Hours
Location: Peopleton ford, 2 miles south white ladies aston ford

On the way to Worcester to drop off the 'package' (Christmas presents for my aunty pat) I took a slight detour from the normal route with the intention of inspecting 3 fords all crossing the Bow Brook. Multimap here

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First on the list was pershore ford, things looked a bit ominous at the top of the road with 'Road Flooded' and 'Road Closed' sings. However in true turbochops sprit of adventure style I had disregarded for the said signs and skillfully weaved between them and a bollard for a closer inspection. When I got to the ford, I could clearly see the reason for the signs, water everywhere and depth gauge up well beyond a meter. I proceeded on foot over the bridge to get a good look at the river. It didn’t look good and even for my excellent driving skills I decided to give it a miss! So turned around and went to look at the next ford on the list, Peopleton.

After heading through Peopleton village itself, I spotted the greenlane this ford lies on. It is not signposted as such and looks little more like a rutted farm track, the base being gravel and mud, and its quite potholed, but would pose no trouble to a 4x4. After driving down the track for some half mile, coming over the crest that dips down towards the ford, something caught my eye. The closer I got the more I didn’t believe what I was seeing! There was a car in there with the occupants standing on the roof. I pulled up and go, 'in a spot of bother there mate' to which I got a sheepish reply 'yes'. It turned out to be a ford Maverick up to its bonnet in water and had totally flooded the cabin (to the top of the gear stick). The driver and one of his sons had managed to scramble out onto the roof, leaving his (unbeknown to me at the time) other son and wife left in the car, sitting on top of the back seat.

I got out onto the footbridge bridge to survey the scene. (Sorry about the quality taken with camera phone)

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Thought about offloading the kids via a log to the bank, as were worried if they got swept away in the main flow, but there was no suitable planks in the vicinity (typical).

I said to the driver ive got a 3 meter rope in the car but it we agreed it wouldn’t of been enough to allow me to safely reach him in the fronty without risking drowning that to. He then informed me he had phoned his mate who was coming in a Disco from Worcester, but wasn’t sure which lane we were on. Seeing there was nothing more I could do for them at that point with only the 1 rope, I said id go wait at the entrance of the lane for his mate. After a while he turned up and we both headed back down the lane. Turns out this guy was some sort of farmer and had all the kit in the back as well as a little white Scotty dog called ‘Bruce’, which promptly escaped and legged it into the adjacent field. After getting the dog back he dons chest waders and gets out another 3 meter strop and dives in. Tries to attach it to the maverick but can’t find the tow hook as it’s under water. So the maverick driver piles in to and is up to his neck in river water as he bends down to fit the shackle.

Next the disco farmer bloke wades back to his wife on the bridge to pass her the end of the stop but she’s leaning to far over the railing…..you can guess what happens next!, SPLASH! I took this photo seconds before she fell in. (again excuse the quality)

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So then she’s freezing, the bloke realises his ropes not long enough either in general its all getting a bit stressfull and its getting dark. I then pipe up and offer the services of my rope :D which combined is just enough length to hook on the back of the disco without the need for any more naval activities. Before the tow commenced the maverick owner extracts his kids and 1 very bleep off wife to the bank via the age old method of carrying.

So after that, as much as it shames me to say it the disco quite effortlessly pulls out the stricken maverick which now resembled more of a fish tank than a car. To which came the retort from the disco driver to me, you orght to get one of these, and I quote ‘proper 4x4’s’ DAMN CHEEK!

Anyway on quizzing the maverick driver when the car was free and asked why he attempted it, it said, oh I did it no problem yesterday!, when I mentioned that it had rained heavily in the night, his reaction was ‘oh I didn’t hear it!’. To compound things he said he didn’t use low box when attempting the ford and he believed the car had stopped because the clutch had got wet. Despite the fact that when I told him to take the air filter out, it was sodden he didn’t seem to realise that infact he had hydralocked his engine. He was so un-knowledgeable about 4x4’s then he thorght it would be better to pull him out by driving the rescue vehicle in nose first as to protect the exhaust. :roll:

Anyway on trying to start the engine nothing happened as we could hear the starter motor engage but it couldn’t turn as no-doubt by then the damage had been done and im sure he’ll have a nice engine rebuild bill on his lap for Christmas. At least some mechanic will have a good December 25th. On that note I left as I was already late enough getting to Worcester, but will like to come back and drive the rest of that lane and the white ladies one (which I didn’t get a chance to even have a look at, but no doubt it would be impassable as well) when the water level has receded. Pete maybe if you’re around could do a joint venture?

The old battle wagon performed well, apart from the engine management light decided to illuminate after leaving the ford? Any suggestions anyone?

Ive got some more pics but ill post them up tomorrow now.

TC (a 4x4 trip with me is never dull!)
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Postby Drift on Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:16 am

Fantastic read, I was laughing my head off :lol: :lol:

Inexperiance hey you cant beat it :lol: :lol:
He will be up for divorce by the sounds of it to.

Re you warning light, dont worry my petrol frontie did the same now and then, just a bit of wqater on the electrics or a belt loosing traction.
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Postby Turbochops on Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:32 am

I know i coundt beleive it, it was like watching a live sketch out of the fast show that the 2 characters on my avtar would perform.

The funniest thing (after the wife falling in) was the landrover driver, everytime he came back out of the water and went to his boot where the dog was sitting, he kept swearing and going if you dont shut up im gonna break your f**ing legs bruce! :lol:

Thanks for the advice with the light, gonna check the electrics and use some water repellent spray on the connections. (not WD40 before you ask!)

Oh yeah, and the wife of the maverick driver was well) for the sake of any kids reading this..........not happy! I think as well as a bill for the engine he will have divorce papers on his lap as well for christmas!
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Postby sollihull on Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:17 am

beautiful!!
And the only reason You couldn't tow the Mav out of where the "DimeBar" (another Flashback) had wrecked it was you didn't have a long enough Tow-rope !!
Well, sod the Disco Driver .. He obviously knew what to expect so Packed accordingly, we can't all be prepared for Every single incident We come across out on the roads and lanes!!
Good on you for sticking around and offering to help !!

now, as they say "Te Te Te He Tee Te Te Chris Waddle"

At least you didn't end up trying to Drown your Mrs or break the dogs Legs, Obviously We're more Refined being Fronty Drivers ... We'd Drown the Dog and Break the Wifes Legs!!
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Postby fuzion on Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:14 pm

Well done TC.

A cracking read to brighten up an otherwise dull Sunday morning :lol:

Did the Maverick catch any fish? :lol: :lol:
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Postby Frontera Administrator on Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:52 pm

Classic :D i was going to pop down yesterday to have a look at the levels but didnt get round to it, wish i had of done..dont think i would have been much help though through laughter :lol: :lol:


He could'nt have know the fords that well, otherwise he would have stayed clear.

once i have got my air con pump sorted and the water as gone down, more than happy to join you.

There is about 6 fords local to me, the 2 off peopleton lane(2 mins away) the other 4 are great for splash throughs being road fords.
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Postby john (smifffy) on Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:56 pm

wish i was there to have seen it it would of made my day

i wonder if haps wants a maverick for a cooling tower for his comp
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Postby Turbochops on Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:17 pm

Look forward to it pete. (didnt realised u needed aircon to be able to go offroading, is that to keep the driver cool under pressure? :lol: )

Ive got the drivers e-mail address, Im gonna send him the pics, but I thorght id post them up here first.

Ill let you all know what the outcome is with the mav as soon as I know. Maybee I should invite him out to a FOG meet to show him how to do things properly, that is if he hasent given up with 4x4ing alltogether!

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Postby Red Oktober on Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:24 pm

Hey TC
are you gonna send him the entire thread from here too

bet he won't do that again in a hurry :lol:
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Postby Turbochops on Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:31 pm

muddycarl wrote:Hey TC
are you gonna send him the entire thread from here too

bet he won't do that again in a hurry :lol:


Wasent planning to mate, i think us lot ribbing him will definatly be the last straw in putting him off 4x4ing for life!
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Postby Frontera Administrator on Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:53 pm

Turbochops wrote:Look forward to it pete. (didnt realised u needed aircon to be able to go offroading, is that to keep the driver cool under pressure? :lol: )

Ive got the drivers e-mail address, Im gonna send him the pics, but I thorght id post them up here first.

Ill let you all know what the outcome is with the mav as soon as I know. Maybee I should invite him out to a FOG meet to show him how to do things properly, that is if he hasent given up with 4x4ing alltogether!

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No TC , my aircon pump is knackered, so the 3.2 is sat on the driveway waiting for a unit to be fitted.
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Postby Turbochops on Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:04 pm

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No TC , my aircon pump is knackered, so the 3.2 is sat on the driveway waiting for a unit to be fitted.


Im was only joking Pete :oops:
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Postby Huwwalford on Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:46 pm

I am no 4x4 expert but have I chuckled at this post!!

Superb!!

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